Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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