Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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