I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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