I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
sex in a hospital.. check
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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