his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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