i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
please don't ironically join a cult
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