Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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