we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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