she looked like the bat from fern gully.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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