i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
