At least make sure they are 18
Why
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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