I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Let's get the cat blown out
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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