508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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