But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
handjob tips. give me some.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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