I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
40s are totally the cure
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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