I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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