Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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