So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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