He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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