WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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