Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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