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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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