Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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