he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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