So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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