He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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