Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Your penis caused this!
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