I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
high people should be assigned attendants
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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