I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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