I don't think brook has ever known best
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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