How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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