He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
