did you get engaged???
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
