Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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