Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Randomize
