Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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