mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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