I wanna passion pit in your ass
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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