The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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