I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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