Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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