I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
