yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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