Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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