school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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