He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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