My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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