She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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