Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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