Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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