Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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