the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
