I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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