with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
pop tarts are not kleenex
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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