so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you will always have a special place in my vag
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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