she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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